in a relationship
after the breakup
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
Is it just me or did tumblr just changed the number of the asks from red
to fucking blood orange
And they changed the reblog color from green
TO THE MOST BLINDING, UNCREATIVE, GROSS GREEN COLOR EVER
hey thats teal you incredulous fucking walnut
reblog button :
wait what, the reblog button changed back to it’s normal color???