ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

(via dulect)

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(via feet-burritos)

mr-tom-hiddlestoned:

let’s play “how many times can my OTP look at each other like that without kissing until I throw a chair at my TV”

(via feet-burritos)

egberts:

there is no greater feeling than being told youre funny  (◡‿◡✿)

(via dulect)

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via jumblo)

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(via dulect)

  • me: [clicks on customize]
  • me: [opens 18 tabs]
  • me: [puts on hard-hat]
  • me: time to change my theme.

ven0moth:

me: woah babe wheres your hands
her:

(via dulect)

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

(Source: plaxtic, via dulect)

most-awkward-moments:

TINKY WINKY

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DIPSY

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LALA

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PO

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TYRONE

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(Source: babynanaii, via fuglypudding)

  • me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-
  • me: oh

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

(via norwegi-licious)

starkpower:

‘be my friend’ i whisper as i continue to reblog yet another post from you

(Source: clintbarttons, via norwegi-licious)

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

(Source: sassykardashian, via norwegi-licious)

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

(via booty-tickled)